Carry The Weird Fanny Pack

Travel light, think heavy. Three zippered pockets hold the essentials for a roadside stop, a late-night walk to the cemetery with the glowing headstone, or a wander a little too far past the sign that says the trail is closed. Keys, phone, recorder, the pen you will lose anyway.

Topo orange, logo on the front, black lining inside so you can find things, and an internal divider for the things you want to find first. The strap adjusts and clips, so it rides at the waist like it is 1991 or crossbody like it is a plan.

The one accessory that says: I will be the person who asks the bartender about the lights.

Specs, for the skeptics

• 100% polyester. Durable and quick-drying.
• Three zippered pockets, black-lined interior with an internal divider.
• Adjustable strap with clip. Wear at the waist or crossbody.
• Vibrant one-sided print. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Care

Empty it first. Pretreat stains, then clean with warm soapy water and a soft brush or washcloth. Air dry. Do not machine wash.